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About Me Deviant Member jameslgrantMale/United States Recent Activity
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BUY VELAN THE RETICENT OR YOUR LIFE IS FORFEIT!
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I am a miserable monster who prays for death. We should all pray for my death. I do a lot of art digitally with photos of friends and places I've been. I am not a person who does art to make your life more beautiful. My world is seen through a shattered and dirty window, and I do these things to give you my view.

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  • Current Residence: Dallas
  • Interests: Shooting things, drawing things that I've shot, chasing evil gnomes out of my house
  • Favourite movie: Memento (for now)
  • Favourite band or musician: REO Speedwagon
  • Favourite genre of music: Polka
  • Favourite artist: Ed Gein
  • Favourite poet or writer: HST
  • Favourite photographer: Chad Michael Ward
  • Favourite style of art: Dave McKean
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • MP3 player of choice: liverwurst
  • Shell of choice: Clam
  • Wallpaper of choice: Glued
  • Skin of choice: Human
  • Favourite game: Max payne II (for now)
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: The Fabulous Furry Freak Bros.
  • Personal Quote: The fuck is wrong with you?
  • Tools of the Trade: Hands, bile, computer

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:iconnatakia:
~Natakia Jan 8, 2011
you stalker, you :P

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:iconjameslgrant:
~jameslgrant May 6, 2011
We gonna stalk around the clock tonight

We gonna stalk stalk stalk 'til broad daylight
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:iconnatakia:
~Natakia Sep 6, 2011
Well, I guess sit isn't stalking if I want you to do it.

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:icondub-t:
~Dub-T Oct 23, 2008
We fuck. I shoulda known.

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Adventurer - Contraptionist - Scientist - Slightly Mad

Check out these Great Tutorials [link]
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:iconjackotheofool:
~jackotheofool Jun 21, 2008
*takes her sock off and throws it at the crazed Texan*

Oops. Wrong one lol.

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Huh, I miss that word....jolie... I don't miss the first person that taught it to me. >.<
Je ne parle pas francais bien. XD
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~SinInSyndication76 Oct 24, 2007  Student Writer
Oh, sweet Lurline. You are outlandish and violent . . . AWESOME!

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*ninykinin Jun 18, 2007
Hello there random deviant! :wave:

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Commission status: Open
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~jameslgrant Oct 13, 2006
If you suck a cock and it implodes, who pays the doctor bill: the sucker, or the suckee?
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:icontowwah:
~towwah Jun 18, 2007
I'd say the sucker.
No way to prove the damage wasn't intentional see, or it could be a matter of carelessly violent sucking.
People go to jail for that.

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:iconjackotheofool:
~jackotheofool May 8, 2005
I think the mascot for is going to be a talking bee. Kind of messed up, but eh. We all need bees.
They don't count as animals ;)

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Huh, I miss that word....jolie... I don't miss the first person that taught it to me. >.<
Je ne parle pas francais bien. XD
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